"I live for the simple things, like how much this is gonna hurt."
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They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.
The Avengers. It’s what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” type thing.
He’s fast. Strong. Had a metal arm.
(Or, when sassy manchild accidentally threw a towel at human Dorito.)